Southpark is back with burgers
After mediocre first half of season 15, southpark produces a hilarious episode.
Asphygers syndrome, something that a 4th standard kid Eric, misunderstands as Ass-Burgers; tries to sue the school for it and makes his burgers a huge business.
Scence 1
Eric Cartman has a plan and goes to school nurse.
Eric: I have sharp pain in my bums.
Nurse: Lay on your stomach, (checking bums) wait a min.. are these hamburgers.
Nurse: Eric, why are there hamburgers in your underwear ?
Eric: Oh, so you mean i have ass-burgers
Nurse: This doesn’t make sense. are you trying to sneak food into school or something
Eric: What r u talking about, i got vaccinated from the school and now clearly i have ass-burgers
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Scene 2
Kyle: (eating that hamburger unknowingly) dude it tastes awesome.
Cartman Burger becomes huge success,
but no one knows its final ingredient which cartman puts in a secret chamber.
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Scene 3
“At the conference of burger giants: kfc, burger king, subway.. trying to understand secret of cartman burgers.”
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There lies the secret. its the chemical compound of all our flavours .. infused into one
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Its as if he is somehow taking all the ingredients of our food, breaking it down into some kind of gas
and then somehow infusing that gas into his hamburger.
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What kind of instrument he may be using to do this.
It would have to some kind of super dutch oven.. with a technology we have never seen.
Of course his ass-burgers.
South park is back with




